{"id":285,"date":"2009-05-26T07:11:05","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T07:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/?p=285"},"modified":"2009-05-26T07:11:56","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T07:11:56","slug":"285","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/285\/","title":{"rendered":"So what&#8217;s an &#8220;Ananlyst&#8221; then?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I wouldn&#8217;t ordinarily mock applicants to the Company, but sometimes I get someone who makes my teeth grind so badly that I can&#8217;t help it. Such as the email I received earlier this week, entitled &#8220;Application for the post of Web trends Technology Ananlyst&#8221;<em>[sic]<\/em>. Hmm. Yes. Right. Spelling and capitalisation issues aside, WebTrends? What possible reason could you think that we would have to use WebTrends?<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" \" src=\"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/files\/blog\/the_moon_vs_an_elephant_jpg-small.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"350\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">To be fair, this girl&#39;s been hard done by, as this image is used everywhere despite being a blatant photoshop job. But to indicate idiocy in all its forms, you can&#39;t beat it.<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I refer potential applicants again to <a href=\"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/applying-for-a-job\">this post<\/a>, although it should be noted that the unspoken rider to that post is that <strong>morons need not apply<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>applications,idiots<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sg1JR-285","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":288,"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackcompanystudios.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}